Relatable? Just a little bit.
"I'd Be Unstoppable If I Weren't So Distractible" — if you've ever lost your train of thought mid-sentence, forgotten why you walked into a room, or hyperfocused on something completely unrelated to what you were supposed to be doing, this t-shirt was made for you.
This ADHD slogan tee is a collaboration between Something Profound and Teo Byrne, founder of NDwise Hub — an online space dedicated to rethinking support, safety and equity for neurodivergent children and families. It's funny because it's true, and it's true because Teo gets it.
Available in three colours — Pink, White and Black — and in inclusive sizes XS to 5XL, because great clothing should be for everybody.
Why you'll love it:
- 😂 Deeply relatable ADHD humour — because sometimes you have to laugh
- 🌿 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton — no nasty chemicals, kind to sensitive skin
- ✅ Oeko-Tex Standard 100 Certified — safe for sensory-sensitive skin
- 🐰 PETA-Approved Vegan — cruelty free all the way
- 🤝 Fair Wear Certified — ethically made throughout
- 📏 Inclusive sizing XS to 5XL — because great clothing really should be for everybody
Every purchase supports not one but two independent neurodivergent-led businesses — Something Profound and NDwise Hub.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold with similar colours and hang to dry to keep your t-shirt looking its best.
Sizes
Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Check our size guide for the perfect fit.
